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whisker-biscuits:

someone else is also happy that I’m doing some unpacking

The release the kraken box in the background is perfection

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Freaking Kansas

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whisker-biscuits:

Last night as Erik and I were (drunkenly) walking home from a friend’s house, we played the Penis Game (which I won). But we were wondering, do the youths still play this game? Did they have any idea what was going on when we were yelling “PENIS!” at the top of our lungs? Or did they just think we were crazy people?

The most dating thing about this is that you actually used the word “youths”. Just saying. Source: whisker-biscuits
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deepomega:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

franzferdinand2:

"I am Bruce Wayne".

"Please touch my butt."

"I’m really into anime."

"Time’s A Flat Circle"

Toad the wet sprocket

deepomega:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

franzferdinand2:

"I am Bruce Wayne".

"Please touch my butt."

"I’m really into anime."

"Time’s A Flat Circle"

Toad the wet sprocket

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meshugener:

rendigo:

batahoy:

paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

IM FUCKING CRYING

OH MY GOD

definitively the best post on this entire goddamn website

JOHN!

Whelp, looks like I know what I’m doing on my day off

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German pancakes are a thing I can do now! SKILLET HOOOOOOOOO

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Just… Really no words.

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This is pertinent to my interests

(via meshugener)

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This makes me both happy and bottomlessly sad at the same time. EMOTIONS.

(via physics-girl)

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earthlynation:

Star on the Red Carpet

I want to have this as a patient (not really, chameleons try to die like it’s their job)

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